Point Control
Haha, I just got this e-mail from where I take my fencing lessons. It may not be as funny if you don't know fencing terms, but it's still pretty amusing.
Sent : Wednesday, May 4, 2005 4:02 PM
To : GLSC List
Subject : [GLSC] To the guys at GLSC
I've been meaning to email the men folk for a couple of weeks. Basically I need you guys to work on your "point control" while using the bathroom. Someone is "punching to the left" when the facilities are in use. David does not use the back bathroom and Tom is not here during the week so I know this is a male fencer issue. In other words, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat"....or perhaps more appropriately... "If you miss and hit the rim, wipe it off or you'll piss off Kim."
Sent : Wednesday, May 4, 2005 4:02 PM
To : GLSC List
Subject : [GLSC] To the guys at GLSC
I've been meaning to email the men folk for a couple of weeks. Basically I need you guys to work on your "point control" while using the bathroom. Someone is "punching to the left" when the facilities are in use. David does not use the back bathroom and Tom is not here during the week so I know this is a male fencer issue. In other words, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat"....or perhaps more appropriately... "If you miss and hit the rim, wipe it off or you'll piss off Kim."
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